Fuck Hope

Hope is a high-rate credit card. You can get charge away your pain now, but you pay more when it’s all said and done — you get real tired of pay­ing your bal­ance after the first 12 months.

Train Of The Damned

[I’ll prob­a­bly end up deliv­er­ing this onstage either tomor­row or next week.] It’s 9:28 PM Commuter train of the damned Slaving away for machines Which do our think­ing for us Which is what this is all about… Evolution… It’s 9:32 PM Commuter train of the damned Soon to be board­ing A motly crew of the damaged …

The Fool’s Only Teacher 3

Sometimes life works. Other times it doesn’t. Hopefully you get to the point where you can spot the “doesn’t” parts in advance… If you’re lucky enough to get a tech­ni­cal per­son call­ing you in for the inter­view, remem­ber to ask about a dress-code range. It’s uncom­fort­able to be pimp­ing a suit when the guy who …

Collection of One-Liners

The train of thought con­nect­ing those two events dis­turbs me. I don’t care about your atten­tion, I’m just bored to tears with inter­net cat phở­tos. “I can only hope to achieve your level of dork­i­tude so that one day, I may be on the cut­ting edge of ridicu­lous link­age“ VoIP spam means never hav­ing to …