Collection of One-Liners

The train of thought con­nect­ing those two events dis­turbs me.
I don’t care about your atten­tion, I’m just bored to tears with inter­net cat pho­tos.
“I can only hope to achieve your level of dork­i­tude so that one day, I may be on the cut­ting edge of ridicu­lous link­age“
VoIP spam means never hav­ing to explain your­self to the offi­cers as they drag you off a dis­mem­bered corpse.
Actually, I’m col­lect­ing one lin­ers into a blog post. I’m being pro­duc­tive with my angst.